| Taliban TV Guide |
| MONDAYS: |
| 8:00 - "Husseinfeld" |
| 8:30 - "Mad About Everything" |
| 9:00 - "Osama In The Middle" |
| 9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show" |
| 10:00 - "Allah McBeal" |
| TUESDAYS: |
| 8:00 - "Wheel of Torture" |
| 8:30 - "Who Wants to be a Terrorist" |
| 9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things" |
| 9:30 - "Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers" |
| 10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer" |
| WEDNESDAYS: |
| 8:00 - "Dharma & Mohammed" |
| 8:30 - "That Taliban Show" |
| 9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita" |
| 9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone" |
| 10:00 - "Veilwatch" |
| THURSDAYS: |
| 8:00 - "Survivor - Afghanistan!" |
| 8:30 - "Touched by an Infidel" |
| 9:00 - "Veronica's Closet-Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses" |
| 9:30 - "My Two Baghdads" |
| 10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy" |
| FRIDAYS: |
| 8:00 - "Judge Laden" |
| 8:30 - "Afganistan's Funniest Surveillance Tapes" |
| 9:00 - "What Law & Order?" |
| 9:30 - "Achmeds Creek" |
| 10:00 - "No-witness News" |
