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AP WASHINGTON - The Army announced their final operation in Afghanistan, Operation Taliban Eradication. Drawing on National Guard units from the deep-south the Army has assembled a team of Redneck Special Forces.

These forces have been given following briefing:

• The limit is ten.
• The season ends this weekend.
• They taste just like chicken.
• They don't like beer, pickup trucks, or country music.
• Some are queer.

The Army expects this final operation to last about two weeks and to be more successful than Operation Anaconda.

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