Military Jokes Military Humor

Fighter Pilot Jokes

Fighter Pilot Jokes

Q.� How do you know your date with the fighter pilot is half over?
A.� He says "but enough about me - wanna hear about my plane?"

Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
A: He'll tell you.

Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.