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New Towns in Iraqi Now that the B-1's, B-2's, B-52's, TLAMs, F-14's, F-15's, F-16's, F/A-18's, Tornados, Harriers, F-117's,� and field artillery have reorganized Iraq's landscape, our intelligence has discovered they have renamed some of their towns, no doubt in order to confuse us.� These new names include:

• Wherz-Myroof
• Mykamel-Izded
• OKraph-Dissizbad
• Waddi-El-Izgowinon
• Pleez-Ztopdibomin
• Kizz-Yerbuht-Goodbi
• Ikantstan-Disnomore
• Wha-Tahel-Wazi-Tinkin
• Myturbin-Izburnin