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The Baghdad Diet

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Forget Atkins!

Forget South Beach!

The Baghdad Diet is the only plan out there that has real results and it�s so easy.

You only need to spend 6 months in coalition custody � no kidding that is it!

The Secret � three squares a day and no snacking. Coalition forces will feed you three well balanced meals a day and they will make sure that you don�t snack.

Simply Call Coalition Forces at 1-800-BAGHDAD. Don�t wait to call - you're only robbing yourself of an opportunity of a life time.