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Top Five Warning Signs of Serious Troop Behavior Problems

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1. Soldier insists on being addressed by nicknames such as "Psycho,"� "Slayer,"� "Death Puppy," or "Hannibal."

2. Soldier's locker decorated with photos of Adolf Hitler,� Dr. Joseph Mengele, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy,� O.J. Simpson, or G. Gordon Liddy.

3. Presence of otherwise unexplained dead or mutilated small animals in the workplace.

4. Soldier performs compulsive, ritualistic cleaning of weapons while� engaged in animated conversations with imaginary companions.

5. Soldier plays wargames.