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StrategyPage's Military Jokes and Military HumorIf Braveheart was a RTS Discussion Board on this Military Joke KINGlongshanks has joined *Scotland_Freedom* RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe has joined *Scotland_Freedom* KINGlongshanks taxes *RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe* RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: omfg dude what the hell? KINGlongshanks: sorry im running low on gold ive got to build some ��������������� barracks RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: dude we had a deal you said youd leave me alone KINGlongshanks: omfg dude haha!!! i told you i wouldnt attack you ��������������� as long as you listen to the laws of my country ��������������� n00b. william_wallace has joined *Scotland_Freedom* RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: yeah ok w/e fine here you can have my country im leaving william_wallace: wtf? BrUcE don't quit you bitch I need you on my team KINGlongshanks: haha lmfao!!!! you guys are such n00bs hahaha KINGlongshanks sends Prema Nocta on *RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe* RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: dude arent your soldiers married wtf? KINGlongshanks: if i cant burn you out ill breed you out haha. HAMISH has joined *Scotland_Freedom* Stephen Pwns Ireland has joined *Scotland_Freedom* Stewart has joined *Scotland_Freedom* Stephen Pwns Ireland: biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatchessssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!! RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: Stewart wtf should i do dude longshanks is fucking me ����������������� up Stewart: yo KINGlongshanks if your not a pussy come meet me at �������� Sterling i promise i wont attack you lets just talk �������� in a p/m william_wallace: fuck that just aggro him RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: im staying out of this one william_wallace: robert can my team join yours for the meeting? ���������������� ive been playing for years im good. RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: oh shit guys my dad needs to use the comp for ������������������ negotions brb. RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe has left *Scotland_Freedom* william_wallace: stewart can I come with you? william_wallce:� stewart?!?!?! william_wallce:� S william_wallace: T william_wallace: E william_wallace: W stewart: yeah sorry dude i was trying to make some soldiers real quick william_wallace: can i come? stewart: yeah but dont do anything dude let me do the talking william_wallace: alright stephen hamish we can go HAMISH: cool Stephen Pwns Ireland: hahaha!!!!! lmfao!!!!! dieeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! william_wallace: ok longshanks you ready wtf?!?!?! KINGlongshanks: yeah i had to call my general he was eating real quick Lochlan has joined *Scotland_Freedom* Stewart: ok lochlan dont attack me ok?!?!?! Lochlan: yeah whatever just do what i tell you william_wallace: yo lochlan kiss my ass Lochlan: stfu stewart: wallace general omg you guys stop real quick time out william_wallace: dude the general thinks hes fucking good he has shit Lochlan: omg dude you dont even have archers william_wallace: wow sorry im poor dude whatever Lochlan attacks *william_wallace* with Archers william_wallace: hahaha you are horrible you cant hit shit HAMISH: that was gay Stephen Pwns Ireland: hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! lochlan: omfg whatever take this lochlan attacks *william_wallace* with Calvalry William_wallace counters with *Spears* william_Wallace: hahaha I saved my money for spears dumbass lochlan: wtf!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!! william_wallace attacks *lochlan* with Infantry HAMISH attacks *lochlan* with Infantry Stephen Pwns Ireland attacks lochlan by himself. lochlan: omfg dude you said we would just talk!!! stewart has left *Scotland_Freedom* lochlan: haha half your army just lagged out you are going to ���������������� get pwned!!!! stewart has joined *Scotland_Freedom* stewart attacks lochlan with Calvalry william_wallace: hahaha Stephen Pwns Ireland: biiiiiiiiiiiiitch lochlan has been defeated lochlan has left *Scotland_Freedom* KINGlongshanks: omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you guys fucking hack!!!!! how did ��������������� you get all that shit?!?! bull! bull! bull! william_wallace: yeah ok we hack whatever you just suck KINGlongshanks: whatever i have to go to france real quick my son is ��������������� getting on ill let him deal with you HAMISH: pussy KINGlongshanks has left *Scotland_Freedom* PRINCedward has entered *Scotland_Freedom* PRINCEedward: ok guys dont attack me please im new can you help me? william_wallace: alright fine ill help you what do you need to know? PRINCeedward: how do i make an army? william_wallace: you need money and you have to build barracks PRINCEedward no i have that already i just dont know how to do it william_wallace: ?!?!?!?! umm ok what bases do you see available? PRINCEedward: york william_wallace: ok let me go look at it for you and tell you what ���������������� you need. PRINCEedward: ok thanks i dont want to screw my dads shit up hey ������������� wallace i appreciate it william_wallace sacks *YORK* HAMISH: hahaha omfg lmfao william!!!!!!!!!! Stephen Pwns Ireland: hahaha you got OWNEEEEEEEEEED!!!! PRINCEedward: omg dude wtf?!?!?! you r an asshole i just asked for help william_wallace: stfu you little bitch PRINCEedward: dude you are a little prick i cant believe you my dad ������������� is going to kill me Philip has joined *Scotland_Freedom* PRINCEedward: omfg Phillip help me wallace destroyed my york! william_wallace: haha i screwed his wife too Philip: stfu william he doesnt care he has me HAMISH: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! you are gay!!!!! Stephen Pwns Ireland: GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! KINGlongshanks has joined *Scotland_Freedom* KINGlongshanks: yo KINGlongshanks: omg KINGlongshanks: wtf?!?!?! KINGlongshanks: dude edward what the hell happened to york?!?!?! william_wallace: hahaha!!!! Philip: longshanks chill dude he was lagging KINGlongshanks teamkills *Philip* Philip has been defeated KINGlongshanks: stfu Philip: omfg!!! whatever. Philip has left *Scotland_Freedom* KINGlongshanks: dude edward you are such a n00b PRINCEedward: i know lol whatever its just a game get a life losers PRINCEedward has left *Scotland_Freedom* KINGlongshanks: ok now time to own all of you stewart *attacks* william_wallace KINGlongshanks *burns* Scotland_village_a william_wallace: omfg! FAKE!!!! HAMISH: shit KINGlongshanks: hahahaha thanks stewart william_wallace: omfg stewart you bitch stewart: sorry william william_wallace *Teamkills* stewart stewart has been defeated stewart: dude i said i was sorry wtf?!?! stewart has left *Scotland_Freedom* KINGlongshanks executes *william_wallace* william_wallace has been defeated william_wallace: whatever gg anyhow KINGlongshanks contracts *Cancer* Kinglongshanks: aahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! HAMISH: haha Stephen Pwns Ireland: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe has joined *Scotland_Freedom* RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: back omfg what happened to william william_wallace: nothing lochlan tkd me the fag HAMISH: haha hes dying anyhow look how weak his forces are getting KINGlongshanks: stfu robert and give me your crown quick so i can ��������������� come back RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: hahaa what a n00b i lied you aint getting my crown! ����������������� lol!!!! RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe attacks *England* HAMISH attacks *England* Stephen Pwns Ireland attacks *England* KINGlongshanks: dude no fair im diseased wait until im healthy pussy!! KINGlongshanks has been defeated KINGlongshanks: omfg dude you are so fucking cheap you said youd give ��������������� me your crown william_wallace: haha sucks to be you RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: i know i did but you are gay anyway KINGlongshanks: omfg!!! whatever im not playing with you n00bs again BYE! KINGlongshanks has left *Scotland_Freedom* SCOTLAND WINS RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: hahaha yes my crown bitch!!!! HAMISH: haha awesome gg Stephen Pwns Ireland: gg william_wallace: gg i guess at least you guys won after i died RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: sorry you got killed william but whatever william_wallace: its alright im joining *The_Patriot* anyhow ���������������� later HAMISH: bye Stephen Pwns Ireland: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! william_wallace has left *Scotland_Freedom* HAMISH has left *Scotland_Freedom* Stephen Pwns Ireland has left *Scotland_Freedom* RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe has left *Scotland_Freedom* |
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