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Osama Bin Laden Death Jokes from Twitter

'I bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to "use his current location".'

"Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single."

"Bin Laden shouldn't have used his real address for his PSN account."

"They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life."

"RIP Osama bin Laden, World Hide and Go Seek Champion (2001-2011)"

"The 72 virgins all have headaches tonight."

"At least he got to see the royal wedding before he went out."

"This is good news for the other guys on the top 10 wanted list -- finally they get to move up in the rankings."

"Osama dead: Donald Trump demands the long-form death certificate."

"So Osama Bin Laden is dead... Amazing what the Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down."

"God will pass judgment; the US Military simply arranged the meeting!"

"Osama corpse into ocean + BP oil spill + Fukushima radiation = Zombie Terrorist."

"I bet Osama Bin Laden accidentally hit the "Add your location" button during his last tweet."

"Am I traveling with anyone? Just my human shield over there."

"The awkward thing about Osama is that nobody is telling you that Dora the Explorer was the one who finally found him..."

"Can they make a Call of Duty Map of Osama in his compound?"

 Q: "What color were Osama's eyes?" A: "Blue. One blew this way, one blew that way."

"Osama Bin Laden was RIP (Resting in Pakistan)"

"It seems to me, you lived your life like a sandal in the bin."

"Now that Osama is buried at sea, is it socially acceptable to pee in the water while swimming?"

British - "So apparently they DO take the Bins out on bank holidays!"

"Won't Osama now team up with the deceptorcons now he's in the ocean?"

"BREAKING: Osama bin Laden to run against Hitler for mayor of hell."

"BREAKING: Osama been killed by an elite killing force ... in other news Chuck Norris just returned home from his trip to Pakistan."

Bin Laden's final words: "I need a house full of Navy SEALs like I need a hole in my head."

Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved.
Jay Leno

Did everyone enjoy the Osama bin Laden season finale?
David Letterman

After all the talk about caves, bin Laden was hiding in a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan. The CIA became suspicious when they learned there was a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan.
Jimmy Kimmel

Anagram of Osama Bin Laden is 'lob da man in sea'

"Osama regrets filling in that census form now."

"Nobody is safe in Pakistan not even Osama."

You will know for sure that Osama Bin Laden is dead when his wives update their Facebook relationship status as "Widowed".

"Bin Laden may be dead but he's blowing up my news feed."

"BREAKING: Osama bin Laden is still dead."

Osama's Ghost's twitter account GhostOsama

"What's Osama bin Laden going to be for Halloween? Dead."