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What you see, if you type "weapons of mass destruction" on Google when you click the first link.
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These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be
displayed |
The weapons you are looking for are
currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties,
or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate. |
Please try the following:
- Click the Regime change button, or try again
later.
- If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in
the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).
- To check your weapons inspector settings, click the
UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the
Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match
those provided by your government or NATO.
- If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of
America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass
Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
click
Detect weapons
- Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate
them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy
to determine what regime they will install.
- If you are an Old European Country trying to protect
your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible.
Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the
Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your
exports to Iraq.
- Click the Bomb button if
you are Donald Rumsfeld.
Cannot find weapons
or CIA Error Iraqi Explorer
A.R.Cox
2003 |
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